Tuesday, November 15, 2011

In Which I Contemplate Writer's Block

I can only liken Writer's Blog to sexual frustration. Writer's Block is waiting weeks for a good, hard fuck only to find a soft, flaccid penis the texture of your great aunt's saggy cheek slapping up against your vaginal entrance without any force or true intent, complete with shriveled ball sack in full retreat wilting coarse pubic hairs onto your open thighs.

Oh, Writer's Block. How I loathe thee.

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